Quotes by Toilets You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. Carolyn Heilbrun ashestoiletscare It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. Cassandra Clare bonescupstoilets I always have my best thoughts on the toilet. Charlie Day toilets Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice. Cory Doctorow benefitstoiletsadvice Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I'll come around and blow up your toilet. Courtney Love toiletsblowwriting As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne. Dan Brown thronestoiletsrealization When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet. Dana Gould toiletssounddoors Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper Daphne Zuniga toiletspaperforests I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. David Feherty toiletsgolfdoors I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said Deformed Mans Toilet, that kind of thing. David Henry Hwang toiletskindperfect I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell. David Reuben smelltoiletssucceed If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? David Sedaris screamsawstoilets The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. David Letterman winnertoiletsdog But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. Deb Caletti middle-of-nowheretoiletsreal ... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer. Devon Monk toiletsstonesconversation Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. Dov Davidoff bathroomtoiletspeople When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.' Dylan Moran toiletschildrenneeds You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO! Eddie Izzard toiletspaperthinking Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show. Eric Carr my-best-friendtoiletsfriendship The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. Eoin Colfer toiletsmiracleboys«12345678»
