Quotes by Toilets I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. Ewan McGregor scotland toilets trainspotting Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. Frank Zappa toilets use book I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do. Frank Zappa toilets sitting I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper. Geoff Thompson toilets book firsts Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not. Geoffrey Hill toilets duty doe It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. George Lindsey toilets stupidity paper No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. Germaine Greer bladder toilets thinking All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. Henry Miller toilets done reading As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to. Haruki Murakami toilets paper running Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse. Howard Stern toilets radio goes-on Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. J. D. Salinger toilet-seat toilets guy Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her. J.A. Redmerski toilets next sleep I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Jack Kevorkian demeaning cleaning toilets Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet. Jairam Ramesh married toilets house No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said. J. K. Rowling toilets work-out sick Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir. J. K. Rowling draco-malfoy toilets found If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, James Dickey toilets frost pieces We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! J. K. Rowling hogwarts toilet-seat toilets Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. J. K. Rowling toilets humor thinking Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper. Janet Frame toilets paper mistake «12345678»