Quotes by Wife I've got my iPod and I've got it on shuffle. If I'm not ready for one, I'll click to the next one. My wife, Lori, and our children, Adam, Nate, Chris, and Luke, will all tell you that when I find one I like it can stay on repeat for weeks on end. Bill Walton ipods wife children My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along. Billie Joe Armstrong wife guy fun Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do. Billy Connolly wife nice children I'm done with the shows about "women got murdered by husband." My wife watches them constantly, but it makes me want to kill myself. They serve no purpose. They're not news shows. They just exploit all of these murder victims. Billy Lawrence murder-victims wife husband I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba." Billy Lawrence wife perfect long Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment. Billy Strayhorn punishment subjects wife Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you. Billy Sunday wife character people Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. Billy Sunday marriage wife trying Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general. Biz Stone wife compassion animal It's right around this time that her Grandmother Hall dies. And Eleanor Roosevelt is responsible for making all the funeral arrangements. And there are a couple of things that she really understands, as she contemplates her grandmother's life and makes the funeral arrangements. One, she's really talented, an organizational woman. She knows how to do things. She begins to compare her life to her grandmother's life. And it's very clear to her that being a devoted wife and a devoted mother is not enough. Blanche Wiesen Cook wife couple mother My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too. Bob Brozman my-best-friend wife hot So now I'm going back again I got to get her somehow All the people we used to know They're an illusion to me now Some are mathematicians Some are carpenter's wives Don't know how it all got started I don't what they're doing with their lives But me I'm still on the road Heading for another joint We always did feel the same We just saw it from a different point of view Tangled up in Blue. Bob Dylan wife views blue My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world. Bob Dylan fathers-day wife home All these people that I used to know, they're an illusion to me now. Some are mathematicians, some are carpenters' wives. Bob Dylan illusion wife people He gambled all his life, he's got 27 children, yet he's never had a wife. Bob Dylan wife children I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob. Bob McDonnell my-wife guilty wife I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. Bob Monkhouse funny-relationship horse wife I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse alarms wife funny With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years. Bob Monkhouse wife sex years My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. Bob Monkhouse wife humor funny «1112131415161718192021»