A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Don Herold More Quotes by Don Herold More Quotes From Don Herold The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. Don Herold perspectivelearningintelligent If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles. Don Herold icemistakerivers Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. Don Herold happyhappinessinspirational Babies are such a nice way to start people. Don Herold mombabyrelationship Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. Don Herold wantopportunitydoors It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. Don Herold smartignoranceeducation I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. Don Herold blocklighthands If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. Don Herold imaginarytroubleworry Why resist temptation? There will always be more. Don Herold resisting-temptationtemptedtemptation This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths. Don Herold trustedparadoxemotion Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are. Don Herold consideratebe-kindfunny I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances. Don Herold simplewishinspirational Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. Don Herold procrastinationworklaughing Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot. Don Herold shotssawsgolf A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right. Don Herold advantagementhinking Be kind to dumb people. Don Herold be-kinddumbpeople There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it. Don Herold eightnew-yorkpeople I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs. Don Herold dozenhalfteacher Babies are a great way to start people. Don Herold babypeopleway Very few people look the part and are it too. Don Herold peoplelooks
