A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been. Ricky Gervais More Quotes by Ricky Gervais More Quotes From Ricky Gervais You can drive 1,000 miles across America and find yourself, whereas if you drive a few miles from Slough you're in London anyway, or you hit Wales and you're in another country! Also, wherever you are in England it's still raining. Ricky Gervais raincountryamerica Hollywood is responsible for some of the greatest and worst movies of all time! Ricky Gervais responsibleworsthollywood I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof. Ricky Gervais please-medonecommon To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it. Ricky Gervais sailorcomplainingbeach There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won. Ricky Gervais artistgivingmean When you think of things like The Sopranos, The Wire, Damages, they are beating film on a regular basis. Most films are terrible. It's only the 2% that are good. There's things you can do on TV which you can't do on film. There is something about those episodic, serialisations that are grand and operatic. Ricky Gervais wiredamagethinking If you pay attention to good critics, you have to listen to the bad. So you have to ignore them all really. You can't just cherry pick the glowing ones. Ricky Gervais glowingpayattention Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais starshomewitty There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects. Ricky Gervais filmrolesstories Body language is more powerful than words. Ricky Gervais powerfullanguagebody I didn't have toys and bikes; I'd go out and pick up rocks. I was into science and nature. It was my first love. I was going to be a vet and a marine biologist. I went to university and studied biology for two weeks and I just thought: "I've been conned!" Ricky Gervais marinefirst-lovetwo People think that it's fun to meet celebrities - but what do you mean by "celebrity"? Someone you recognise? What are they famous for? It's people who've done something that are exciting. Ricky Gervais funmeanthinking Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside Ricky Gervais cosmeticsuglyanimal I see myself much more as a writer/director or at least an aspiring writer/director - not necessarily in film. Ricky Gervais aspiring-writersfilmdirectors I've always dabbled. I've always nearly written a book, I've always tried painting, I've always tried to make something out of ideas, really. It was never a plan. I never thought, "Right. First I'll get famous, and then I'll do a book. Ricky Gervais bookideasfirsts Life is so interesting... just every day life. I remember someone once saying: "Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out." Ricky Gervais takenrealdrama I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can have a better idea, and I'll go, "Oh God, I can't finish this." Maybe I've got some sort of disorder. Ricky Gervais saying-nofinishingideas Even if it's such a lowly art as TV, you've got to get stuff off your chest, because that's what makes something different and original, your particular take on stuff. Ricky Gervais differentstuffart We only do what we think is good and what we're happy with. I do that in stand-up, I even do it with my children's books. I don't do market research, I don't have focus groups, I don't care. I don't care if it fails, honestly. I'd rather have something that's completely mine fail than something succeed that I'm not proud of. Ricky Gervais bookchildrenthinking I don't see myself as part of an acting fraternity or a comedy fraternity. Ricky Gervais fraternitycomedyacting
