A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford More Quotes by Oliver Herford More Quotes From Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. Oliver Herford bagpipesireland-and-the-irishfunny Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech. Oliver Herford ordinarysillysong I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. Oliver Herford eggshumorfunny A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous. Oliver Herford kissingspeechmoments My wife has a whim of iron. Oliver Herford whimironwife Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember. Oliver Herford oppositestalkingsex When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. Oliver Herford bostoninspirationalfunny Diplomacy: lying in state. Oliver Herford dignityinspirationallying Diplomacy is living in state. Oliver Herford diplomacypoliticsstates Actresses will happen in the best regulated families. Oliver Herford accidents-happenactresseshappens Only the young die good. Oliver Herford dyingyoungdeath To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning. Oliver Herford womennoisesound Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow. Oliver Herford catsorrowmay A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does. Oliver Herford pestspersonsdoe Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall Oliver Herford Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. Oliver Herford otherslieaboutyou
