Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public. Robert Morley More Quotes by Robert Morley More Quotes From Robert Morley To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness. Robert Morley falling-in-lovelove-youhappiness To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company. Robert Morley falling-in-lovelove-youhappiness The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel. Robert Morley ballssportsmen I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public. Robert Morley The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them. Robert Morley francecountrypeople The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. Robert Morley tourismtouristslong A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over. Robert Morley partylong Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life. Robert Morley trainingbusinesschildren When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.' Robert Morley saidhelpinglong Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. Robert Morley bullymenschool Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. Robert Morley trainingdogfunny If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. Robert Morley culinarytroublepeople If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt. Robert Morley horsebeautifulchildren COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. Robert Morley doctorsworrygiving A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time. Robert Morley bedshouldmen We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something. Robert Morley silencemindtalking I have never willingly chased a ball. Robert Morley ballsbaseball Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. Robert Morley buriedfatsmen It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential. Robert Morley essentialstheatremen There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning. Robert Morley horsecongratulationswinning
