Be glad you're fifty - andThat you got there while things were nice,In a world worth looking at twice.So here's wishing you many more years,But not all that many. Cheers! Kingsley Amis More Quotes by Kingsley Amis More Quotes From Kingsley Amis The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree. Kingsley Amis requirementsdegreesweight When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins to steal over you, start telling yourself that what you have is a hangover. You are not sickening for anything, you have not suffered a minor brain lesion, you are not all that bad at your job, your family and friends are not leagued in a conspiracy of barely maintained silence about what a s**t you are, you have not come at last to see life as it really is and there is no use crying over spilt milk. Kingsley Amis hangoversadnessjobs The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them. Kingsley Amis rewardsknowingmay If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing. Kingsley Amis editingwritinglittles Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music. Kingsley Amis strikesterribleworld A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch. Kingsley Amis lunchmaybreakfast If there's one word that sums up everything that's gone wrong since the war, it's Workshop. After Youth, that is. Kingsley Amis youthgonewar Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. Kingsley Amis letting-you-golovesex I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same. Kingsley Amis drunkrealmen It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with. Kingsley Amis endsusenatural Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them. Kingsley Amis womenwondermen Whatever part drink may play in the writer's life, it must play none in his or her work. Kingsley Amis drinkplaymay I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is. Kingsley Amis faultsknowsfirsts The world that seemed so various and new, well, it does contract. One's burning desire to investigate human behavior, and to make, or imply, statements about it, does fall off. And so one does find that early works are full of energy and also full of vulgarity, crudity, and incompetence, and later works are more carefully finished, and in that sense better literary products. But . . . there's often a freshness that is missing in later works--for every gain there's a loss. I think it evens out in that way. Kingsley Amis lossfallthinking Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time. Kingsley Amis reputationnow-and-thenconscious He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. Kingsley Amis humorousfaithfunny Growing older, I have lost the need to be political, which means ... the need to be left. I am driven to grudging toleration of the Conservative Party because it is the party of non-politics, of resistance to politics. Kingsley Amis politicalpartymean Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way. Kingsley Amis consciousnessway When starting to think about any novel, part of the motive is: I'm going to show them, this time. Kingsley Amis motivestartingthinking Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence. Kingsley Amis incompetencejournalismlaziness
