Be kind to dumb people. Don Herold More Quotes by Don Herold More Quotes From Don Herold Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. Don Herold hussies may golf A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Don Herold feel-good humor feels There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. Don Herold sophistication cities new-york It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. Don Herold good-things serious life Interruptions are the spice of life. Don Herold spice-of-life spices life Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. Don Herold poverty satisfaction people Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it. Don Herold sacred use golf There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. Don Herold humorous appearance funny Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same. Don Herold places-to-go method years In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person. Don Herold males devil figures About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all. Don Herold aging wicked want Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. Don Herold women giving funny A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. Don Herold marriage hair men An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women. Don Herold marriage agreement men Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people Don Herold different two people Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips. Don Herold comic husband art Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves. Don Herold single-life enjoy should Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get. Don Herold gentlemen-prefer-blondes gentleman Conversation: The slowest form of human communication. Don Herold communication form conversation [Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. Don Herold uncles dog art