Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words." by Robert Morley

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."

Robert Morley

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To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness. by Robert Morley

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

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To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.

falling-in-love love-you happiness

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wh... by Robert Morley

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

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I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public. by Robert Morley

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

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The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives... by Robert Morley

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

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A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to... by Robert Morley

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

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Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'

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Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show yo... by Robert Morley

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

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Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their... by Robert Morley

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

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If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble t... by Robert Morley

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

culinary trouble people

If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.

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COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

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A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

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We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.

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I have never willingly chased a ball. by Robert Morley

I have never willingly chased a ball.

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Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

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It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

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There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations of the press, your trainer and friends who backed it. What makes the experience so satisfying is that you, the owner, have had absolutely nothing to do with the horse winning.

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