Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. Tommy Chong More Quotes by Tommy Chong More Quotes From Tommy Chong I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education - only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don't know how to smoke pot. I've evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why they should smoke pot. Tommy Chong usa country people The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail. Tommy Chong degrees jail school As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing. Tommy Chong dope work-out beach Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. Tommy Chong happened jail exciting Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. Tommy Chong hitting jazz comedy I'm as clean as a whistle. Tommy Chong clean You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it. Tommy Chong halloween doubt giving Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it. Tommy Chong marijuana world thinking I only smoke maybe a nug a day. Tommy Chong smoke I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from. Tommy Chong retiring farewell wish Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier. Tommy Chong language-barriers musician world Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. Tommy Chong cosmic happens I've always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at age 18 ... from school. To me, retirement means doing what you want to do without worrying about getting paid for it. Tommy Chong retirement mean school I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. Tommy Chong crime serious boys Marijuana is a proven medicine. Tommy Chong proven marijuana medicine I've always been into improvisation. Tommy Chong improvisation Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.' Tommy Chong police running country There is an intelligence factor that works with the spoken word. With words, you have to understand meaning and nuances and things like that. You have to be able to relate...but with music it's just music. Tommy Chong nuance understand-me able When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money. Because the pot can be exchanged for money, anywhere in America. Anywhere in the world! Tommy Chong bags borders america You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger. Tommy Chong pain healing memories
