Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. Marc Maron More Quotes by Marc Maron More Quotes From Marc Maron Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon radio show. There are plenty of people who do that. It's not a difficult format, to sit around with two or three comics and be funny. Marc Maron morningtwopeople I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. Marc Maron darkpeopleneeds I'm not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I'm sort of wired that way, but I don't feel that I'm pathological, so all I can pull from is my own existence and my knowledge. Marc Maron narcissisticfatherway It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time. Marc Maron foreverlongthinking There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness. Marc Maron bitternesslinescriticism In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure. Marc Maron humorfunnyyears Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. Marc Maron ironicunited-statesintelligent The next evolutionary step is into the screen. Marc Maron humoreuropefunny Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. Marc Maron middle-easteasterisrael Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. Marc Maron show-businessyeahshows Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. Marc Maron humoreuropefunny Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast. Marc Maron hearingguyfirsts They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're an example to other people. You're an exhibit at a futuristic zoo. Marc Maron humorzoosfunny How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there. Marc Maron humorfunnymean I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. Marc Maron sadnessstupidwar I was married once before, and I stopped. Marc Maron funny-marriagemarried Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing it out over time on stage and in front of people until it becomes a full bit. Marc Maron writingpeopleideas My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. Marc Maron dadhumorfunny I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's normal. Everyone's nervous when they're confronted with things that they don't understand or are different. That's a normal human reaction. It doesn't become racist 'til you say things like, 'Oh, there's a lot of them.' Marc Maron humorfunnythinking I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. Marc Maron humorairfunny
