Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. Don Herold More Quotes by Don Herold More Quotes From Don Herold Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. Don Herold hussiesmaygolf A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Don Herold feel-goodhumorfeels There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. Don Herold sophisticationcitiesnew-york It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. Don Herold good-thingsseriouslife Interruptions are the spice of life. Don Herold spice-of-lifespiceslife Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. Don Herold povertysatisfactionpeople Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it. Don Herold sacredusegolf There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. Don Herold humorousappearancefunny Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same. Don Herold places-to-gomethodyears In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person. Don Herold malesdevilfigures About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all. Don Herold agingwickedwant Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. Don Herold womengivingfunny A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. Don Herold marriagehairmen An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women. Don Herold marriageagreementmen Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people Don Herold differenttwopeople Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips. Don Herold comichusbandart Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves. Don Herold single-lifeenjoyshould Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get. Don Herold gentlemen-prefer-blondesgentleman Conversation: The slowest form of human communication. Don Herold communicationformconversation [Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. Don Herold unclesdogart
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