Eternity is a ham and two people. Dorothy Parker More Quotes by Dorothy Parker More Quotes From Dorothy Parker Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants. Dorothy Parker His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets. Dorothy Parker I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. Dorothy Parker I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Dorothy Parker If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Dorothy Parker If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania. Dorothy Parker Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania. Dorothy Parker The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires. Dorothy Parker The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.' Dorothy Parker There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. Dorothy Parker They sicken of the calm that know the storm. Dorothy Parker
