Every time I see him, he's not there. Yogi Berra More Quotes by Yogi Berra More Quotes From Yogi Berra Ok you guys, pair up in threes! Yogi Berra famous-baseballguybaseball I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto! Yogi Berra hellbeatsbaseball I don't know, I'm not in shape yet. Yogi Berra shapesknows I really didn't say everything I said. Yogi Berra mlbdumbsilly Texas has a lot of electrical votes. Yogi Berra texasbaseballfunny Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. Yogi Berra billsyankeesbaseball Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do. Yogi Berra stupidfunnylooks It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. Yogi Berra competitionbaseballfunny It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it. Yogi Berra seems It was pretty good. Even the music was nice. Yogi Berra nicestupidfunny I didn't know much about golf growing up. Yogi Berra growinggrowing-upgolf Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early. Yogi Berra fieldssunweather Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra brokenstupidfunny I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France. Yogi Berra invasionfrancesouthern A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you. Yogi Berra ballswantmen I'm glad I was in the Navy. Yogi Berra navyglad Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. Yogi Berra cuttingfoodthinking I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it. Yogi Berra seeingtelevision Swing at the strikes. Yogi Berra swingsstrikesbaseball If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot. Yogi Berra couplerealplay
