Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. Sarah Silverman More Quotes by Sarah Silverman More Quotes From Sarah Silverman I don't want to deconstruct what I do. Sarah Silverman want We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out. Sarah Silverman comediancrazyfun Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know? Sarah Silverman painfunnypeople I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. Sarah Silverman finding-yourselfshould-havethinking I don't need a lot of space. Sarah Silverman spaceneeds I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world. Sarah Silverman mentalityworld Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown. Sarah Silverman responsibleenoughsometimes You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it. Sarah Silverman wantlaughingpeople The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager. Sarah Silverman teenagerbabyfunny I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it. Sarah Silverman smartwantpeople You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences. Sarah Silverman disappointbombschance I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that. Sarah Silverman audiencesurprisingsurprise I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. Sarah Silverman jobspeople We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy. Sarah Silverman democracyhypocrisy I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point. Sarah Silverman filmmakermercywriting Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality. Sarah Silverman womentombstonegames I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me! Sarah Silverman conceiteddoorsmen Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. Sarah Silverman black-and-whitewould-befeelings The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy. Sarah Silverman truth-iscomedyyears I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable. Sarah Silverman hotcutethinking
