Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail. E. W. Howe More Quotes by E. W. Howe More Quotes From E. W. Howe Good manners do more for a man that good looks. E. W. Howe good-manmenlooks Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd. E. W. Howe crowdsdealsmen No really sensible person ever remembers enough poetry to recite it. E. W. Howe poetryenoughremember A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say. E. W. Howe menthinking The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk. E. W. Howe wealthmenchildren Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse him for his impudence. E. W. Howe womenkissingsweet If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. E. W. Howe one-dayworkmen A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35? E. W. Howe president Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market. E. W. Howe fatteningifspeople One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age. E. W. Howe growinghistoricalage Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children. E. W. Howe talkingmenchildren We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us. E. W. Howe lordgodwonder As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up. E. W. Howe reformpeopleworld A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life. E. W. Howe realizingsuccessmen No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it. E. W. Howe smileadversitymean Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. E. W. Howe eatingfoodthinking One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool E. W. Howe goatsmulesfunny When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. E. W. Howe oatmealdietsmen A conquered foe should be watched. E. W. Howe foeshouldenemy Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. E. W. Howe opiniontelling-the-truthmean
