For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet. Bo Burnham More Quotes by Bo Burnham More Quotes From Bo Burnham I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome. Bo Burnham bipolarmetsbears Love is all about... whistles. Bo Burnham love-is If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at. Bo Burnham worst-timeslaughingthinking For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies. Bo Burnham fifteenhumorfunny If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and I want to be able to do this for a living, you know what I mean? So it's just a balance. If I'm not doing well for five years, then I'm selling stuff, but if I'm doing well and I can afford to give stuff away, I'll always do that. Bo Burnham givingmeanyears Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on. Bo Burnham toeshumorfunny At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous. Bo Burnham feelingsyearsthinking Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats. Bo Burnham happy-thanksgivinghatsshould There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor? Bo Burnham humorfunnylong The average person has one Fallopian tube. Bo Burnham average-personpersonsaverage I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me. Bo Burnham staringsaid I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. Bo Burnham giantshumorfunny There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind. Bo Burnham linescertainmind When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much. Bo Burnham theatrementhinking What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy Bo Burnham humorcreativefunny I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people. Bo Burnham musical-abilitymathpeople Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you're on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don't want to be onstage looking like a robot, I want to be at the end of the day very emotional and what feels like someone being up there rather than reciting things. That's always the challenge, to analyze and then somehow lose yourself in something you absolutely know backwards and forwards. And nothing's going to surprise you, but you have to be surprised by it and let it surprise you. Bo Burnham emotionalchallengesbrain I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it. Bo Burnham lockshumorfunny I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly. Bo Burnham miscarriagemenfall People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?' Bo Burnham humorartistfunny
