Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays. Edgar Bergen More Quotes by Edgar Bergen More Quotes From Edgar Bergen Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Edgar Bergen procrastination ambition bird Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen business work funny Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot. Edgar Bergen communist buried plot We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous. Edgar Bergen stars bible fun Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville. Edgar Bergen church movie-love television I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers. Edgar Bergen important asking answers You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission. Edgar Bergen adversity overcoming mistake After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist. Edgar Bergen tourism years travel So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object! Edgar Bergen night book people Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed. Edgar Bergen friend-in-need wells needs I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I? Edgar Bergen story never you wonderland Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie? Edgar Bergen talk kid you want But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God? Edgar Bergen anything how know god OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are. Edgar Bergen boy see you magic
