So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object! Edgar Bergen More Quotes by Edgar Bergen More Quotes From Edgar Bergen Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Edgar Bergen procrastinationambitionbird Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen businessworkfunny Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays. Edgar Bergen happens Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot. Edgar Bergen communistburiedplot We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous. Edgar Bergen starsbiblefun Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville. Edgar Bergen churchmovie-lovetelevision I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers. Edgar Bergen importantaskinganswers You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission. Edgar Bergen adversityovercomingmistake After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist. Edgar Bergen tourismyearstravel Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed. Edgar Bergen friend-in-needwellsneeds I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I? Edgar Bergen storyneveryouwonderland Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie? Edgar Bergen talkkidyouwant But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God? Edgar Bergen anythinghowknowgod OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are. Edgar Bergen boyseeyoumagic
