Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. Oscar Levant More Quotes by Oscar Levant More Quotes From Oscar Levant Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant humorousflowerfunny What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. Oscar Levant pridehumilityfunny The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant partyhumorousfunny Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Oscar Levant dining-alonehumorfunny It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view. Oscar Levant niceviewsinteresting A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. Oscar Levant double-standardbridgesmen Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. Oscar Levant happinessinspirationalmemories When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion. Oscar Levant alscompassionyoung It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts. Oscar Levant dont-regretregrethurt Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. Oscar Levant sarcasticlonelinessfunny I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. Oscar Levant depressingpatientfunny My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'. Oscar Levant psychiatristsaid Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. Oscar Levant realinspirationalart There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. Oscar Levant two-sidesprideretirement I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. Oscar Levant funny-sarcasticdrinkingbeer There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant depressioninspirationalfunny In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great. Oscar Levant rare-momentsoddimpossible I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. Oscar Levant chaosmenart Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry. Oscar Levant ironentertainmentart Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her. Oscar Levant kosherarthur
