Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? Art Buchwald More Quotes by Art Buchwald More Quotes From Art Buchwald I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place? Art Buchwald real ideas firsts Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. Art Buchwald taxation reform past Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one. Art Buchwald media real play The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. Art Buchwald buffalo united-states statistics I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep. Art Buchwald wine taste feet I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. Art Buchwald laughter inspirational laughing Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. Art Buchwald stupidity television thinking I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage. Art Buchwald wife fighting writing This is what makes me happy: ...Any music-free restaurant ... A grandson who offers to clean the snow off my driveway and also fix my computer ... An evening in bed with a good book. ... A good night's sleep ... As you can see, it doesn't take much to make me happy. Art Buchwald good-night happiness book Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Art Buchwald real two television Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley. Art Buchwald important people years I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. Art Buchwald drinking home travel I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page. Art Buchwald bipolar suicide new-york If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time. Art Buchwald sadness yesterday live-in-the-moment Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening. Art Buchwald dinner food way On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive. Art Buchwald happy-to-be-alive alive morning I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in. Art Buchwald powerful witty funny I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies Art Buchwald castro aging want When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six weeks later, and I've gotten so well Medicare won't pay for me anymore. Art Buchwald health would-be two Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life. Art Buchwald persons depression war
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