Home is where the heartache is. Kathy Lette More Quotes by Kathy Lette More Quotes From Kathy Lette If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. Kathy Lette kitchenbedsleep Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. Kathy Lette punishmentteenagersex Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' Kathy Lette kryptonitewomenage Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. Kathy Lette beholderwalletsart People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. Kathy Lette shopsmoneypeople It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'. Kathy Lette girldogmorning My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. Kathy Lette dadgrieflove The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. Kathy Lette truth-ismatter Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. Kathy Lette feministshouldbrain Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves Kathy Lette blokesstandingbunch I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. Kathy Lette housemendirty . . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. Kathy Lette planningrecipesguarantees Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. Kathy Lette psychiatristlos-angelesneeds living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts Kathy Lette teenagedaughtermother If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. Kathy Lette braswondermen Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think. Kathy Lette judgingmenthinking Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish. Kathy Lette dogbeautifullove Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. Kathy Lette metropolitanpolicewant dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. Kathy Lette losspeoplethinking What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. Kathy Lette dysfunctionpsychologicalhuge
