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Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. by Anne Robinson

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

Anne Robinson
blokes dream hands

I'm wary of the word glam because I think that became the all-inclusive term with for any bloke with lipstick on, which is fine, you know, and that's what it is when it comes down to the public level.

David Bowie
blokes levels thinking

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

J. K. Rowling
blokes noses sides
I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a... by Jo Brand

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

Jo Brand
blokes jesus thinking
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scrat... by Kathy Lette

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Kathy Lette
blokes standing bunch
I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes.... by Kirsty Gallacher

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.

Kirsty Gallacher
babe blokes offensive

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Louise Rennison
snogging blokes make-sense
Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of work... by Matthew Nable

Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.

Matthew Nable
blokes hard

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered.

Melvyn Bragg
blokes british
Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke wh... by Richard Armitage

Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'

Richard Armitage
blokes film
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! by Russell Howard

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

Russell Howard
blokes humor funny

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"

Tim Vine
blokes humor funny
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