I always say I owe my sense of humor to 'The Muppets' because I didn't necessarily know what was going on when I watched 'The Muppet Show,' and obviously, 'Sesame Street' was made just for me. Janet Varney More Quotes by Janet Varney More Quotes From Janet Varney No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.' Janet Varney mustache als hair I'm from Arizona where I feel like our history, as a state, is so young in comparison to some of these wonderful southern cities and towns. Janet Varney arizona southern cities Quaintness is creepy. So let's maximize that. Janet Varney creepy I hope that everyone has the opportunity, whatever their work environment may be, to be surrounded by people that they respect and are inspired by. Janet Varney respect hope work people I like to live in a world of unicorns and rainbows where I don't pay attention to anything unless it's positive. Janet Varney live positive attention world Marilyn Monroe appeared to be perfect, but she wasn't perfect. Janet Varney marilyn marilyn-monroe she perfect I wish I felt that I acted like Korra in any part of my life. I really carry around 'Be the leaf' in my head. That's not a character, but it's something from the show that's really impacted my daily life. Janet Varney daily my-life character life I believe that truth is one of the most powerful tools we possess against victimization, exploitation, and fear. Janet Varney truth-is truth fear believe Being a teenager is complicated. Janet Varney being being-a-teenager complicated I think there's part of me that's longing to play a Sherlock Holmes or sort of a House character, like a real detective. Like a real, moody detective. Like a real, sarcastic, mentally ill detective. I think it would be really fun to do something like that. Janet Varney think me fun character When you share something about your adolescence, it's a way to roll over and show your soft underbelly when it comes to talking about your past and the person that you once were. Janet Varney you talking way past I love the podcast medium. I really like the intimacy of it. You're just listening to voices in your ears. Janet Varney your you listening love I guess I knew I was a people person, but I didn't know how much till I had a podcast. Janet Varney person how know people It's great to be an actor, and it's great to embody something more than who you are. Janet Varney more something great you 'Bridesmaids' was phenomenal. It deserves every accolade it's gotten, and it's exciting for every woman in comedy. Janet Varney every woman comedy exciting If you go to my house, it's not like I'm 5, but I definitely have a lot of toys and weird, tiny miniatures. Janet Varney weird you toys house I had a pretty normal, non-Hollywood life for most of my 20s in San Francisco. Janet Varney pretty most normal life I can't believe I managed to go through a liberal-arts and theater education and take all these women's-studies classes and never have addressed that the 'Muppets' were all boys, except for one pig who was obsessed with herself! Janet Varney never go education believe I did a pilot for Nickelodeon that didn't end up going to series. Janet Varney pilot going end up I think, coming from an improv/sketch background, I'm just used to having people around me to feed off of and support. Janet Varney think me support people
