I am a daylight atheist. Brendan Behan More Quotes by Brendan Behan More Quotes From Brendan Behan In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing. Brendan Behan marriage husband blessing When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman. Brendan Behan fighting men two All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. Brendan Behan obituary publicity There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself. Brendan Behan one-love like-you love-you The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted. Brendan Behan lovely cells paper You made one mistake. You married me. Brendan Behan cynical married mistake Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. Brendan Behan sister may son That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop. Brendan Behan humor mother funny If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. Brendan Behan ireland-and-the-irish soup rain Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it. Brendan Behan saint two years God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against. Brendan Behan family mother men I'm a drinker with a writing problem. Brendan Behan drinkers problem writing It is a good deed to forget a poor joke Brendan Behan poor deeds forget If you accept your limitations you go beyond them. Brendan Behan limitation accepting ifs Pound notes are the best religion in the world. Brendan Behan money funny world Most horror movies are certainly that. Brendan Behan horror cinema There's no bad publicity except an obituary. Brendan Behan obituary publicity No man can discover his own talents. Brendan Behan talent men A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. Brendan Behan toss modern-life hands A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living. Brendan Behan cost-of-living mind war