I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. J. B. Smoove More Quotes by J. B. Smoove More Quotes From J. B. Smoove You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world. J. B. Smoove quests littles world You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over. J. B. Smoove police ifs I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience. J. B. Smoove acting world thinking When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth. J. B. Smoove earth trying thinking If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. J. B. Smoove boss late causes I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at. J. B. Smoove comedian actors people You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day. J. B. Smoove clothes people dirty I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going! J. B. Smoove cutting faces trying I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carry myself. J. B. Smoove style way thinking I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. J. B. Smoove krispy-kreme red two You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. J. B. Smoove turns hamburgers use You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? J. B. Smoove want men I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. J. B. Smoove fighting talking people If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot. J. B. Smoove team guy basketball I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor. J. B. Smoove tone actors perfect Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. J. B. Smoove able lasts thinking I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons. J. B. Smoove guy want hands I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace. J. B. Smoove eye together giving I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me. J. B. Smoove hockey fun ideas I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious. J. B. Smoove pineapples
