I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. Dave Chappelle More Quotes by Dave Chappelle More Quotes From Dave Chappelle There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money. I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, 'You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million.' And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule. Dave Chappelle crazynicesuicide I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. Dave Chappelle starvingcausespeople I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. Dave Chappelle failinglongpeople You got to be careful of the company you keep. Dave Chappelle company-you-keepcarefulbe-careful Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. Dave Chappelle rockshumorfunny I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives. Dave Chappelle down-andfeel-goodlooks Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool. Dave Chappelle mindpeopleworld Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue. Dave Chappelle streetsperformingconquer My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.' Dave Chappelle ifsnamesfather I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. Dave Chappelle irresponsibleoverwhelmedfunny There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. Dave Chappelle cathartic One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change. Dave Chappelle dollarscertainpeople Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business. Dave Chappelle townsdamnlittles My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle comedianwifeanswers I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff. Dave Chappelle comedianrememberpeople Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. Dave Chappelle slaverywinningthinking I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave. Dave Chappelle next-levelwork-outlevels You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. Dave Chappelle infamoushumorfunny They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is. Dave Chappelle pepsidifferenceslistening If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that. Dave Chappelle dogtryinglooks
