I don't have any system. I dictate a lot, through a machine, and I also have a secretary. But I used to type just like everybody else. Rod Serling More Quotes by Rod Serling More Quotes From Rod Serling You're looking at a species of flimsy little two-legged animals with extremely small heads whose name is Man...Very tiny undeveloped brain; comes from primitive planet named Earth. Calls himself 'Samuel Conrad'. And he will remain here in his cage with the running water and the electricity and the central heat- as long as he lives. Samuel Conrad has found the Twilight Zone. Rod Serling twilightrunninganimal Apparently on the screen I look tall, ageless, and damned close to omniscient-delivering jeopardy-laden warnings through gritted teeth. But when people see me on the street, they say 'by God, this kid is 5 foot 5, he's got a broken nose, and looks about as foreboding as a bank teller on a lunch break.' Rod Serling lunch-breakfeetkids Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are. Rod Serling intelligentmistakewriting There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition. Rod Serling twilightmenscience Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull. Rod Serling frustrationskullswriting I have compromised down the line. I've disliked it intensely in the old days when you were trying to talk race relations and they would not allow you to talk about the legitimacies of race relations. In the old days, you didn't talk about black, you talked about Eskimo or American Indian, and the American Indian was assumed not to be a problem area. Rod Serling blackracetrying It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod Serling dancehumorfunny I think Willa Cather did a short story called "Paul's Case," and in it, when he finally commits suicide, it says, "He surrendered to the black design of things." And that's what I anticipate death will be: a totally unconscious void in which you float through eternity with no particular consciousness of anything. I think once around is enough. I don't want to start it all over again. Rod Serling designsuicidethinking I'd love to be able to write an in-depth piece of what causes men like [Richard] Nixon and [H.R.]Haldeman and [John] Ehrlichman and all the rest of them not only to run, but what causes us to vote for them. Rod Serling writingrunningmen I don't know what my friends do. Generally they become producers. That way they can stop writing! Rod Serling producerswritingway I'm a Western-cultured man who subscribes to the ancient saw that men do not cry, I don't cry either. I'll go to a movie, for example, and not infrequently something triggers the urge to weep, but I don't allow myself. Rod Serling sawsexamplemen How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? Rod Serling dancingmeaningfuldrama Now death is with us in such abundance and hovers over us in so massive a form that we don't have time to invent a mythology, nor is our creativity directed toward same. Now it's to prevent death. Rod Serling abundancecreativityform Just drawing back and drawing in; becoming narcissistic. Rod Serling narcissisticdrawingbecoming There are millions of ways to not be writing. You say you're not in the mood, you'll pick it up tomorrow. Rod Serling tomorrowwritingway You could do much more in movies than you could on TV, and even movies were heavily censored. But in television, the areas of timorousness were fairly laid out. Race relations. Sex. Politics. There was a whole conglomeration of taboo themes. And even to date, though television has become a much freer medium, it's still far less free, far less creatively untrammeled than are the movies. They're infinitely more adult in that respect. Rod Serling adultsracesex I find it very difficult to live through the censorship of profanity on television. Rod Serling censorshipdifficulttelevision I'm an affluent screenwriter and all that - I'm a known screenwriter, but I'm not in the fraternity of the very, very major people. I would say a guy like Ernie Lehman, William Goldman, and a few others are quite a cut above. Rod Serling cuttingguypeople Writers, like most human beings, are adaptable creatures. They can learn to accept subordination without growing fond of it. No writer can forever stand in the wings and watch other people take the curtain calls while his own contributions get lost in the shuffle. Rod Serling foreverwingspeople I've written all that I've wanted to write to date. Rod Serling writtenwantedwriting