I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. Sarah Silverman More Quotes by Sarah Silverman More Quotes From Sarah Silverman If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. Sarah Silverman succeedbeautifulcharacter I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do. Sarah Silverman compromisewantstuff I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger. Sarah Silverman vegetarianhamburgerswant My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it's not. Sarah Silverman dadsecretthinking I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't? Sarah Silverman hatewritingfunny I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. Sarah Silverman ignorantoppositesthinking I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness. Sarah Silverman childhooddarknessthinking I'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not totally paralyzed, and it keeps me from just complete state of paralysis - and emotionally and really kind of almost physically. Sarah Silverman luckyimportantthinking I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse. Sarah Silverman humorlove-isfunny Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing. Sarah Silverman burdenfeltremember If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon. Sarah Silverman humormoonfunny I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. Sarah Silverman mirrorskindthinking You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven. Sarah Silverman forgive-meheavenfather [I'm] almost positive there is no God. Sarah Silverman there-is-no-god I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger. Sarah Silverman girlstrangerdresses I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate. Sarah Silverman lazydonethinking I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Sarah Silverman humorfunny People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again. Sarah Silverman smile-becausemouthspeople All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak. Sarah Silverman heartachemusiciansong I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu. Sarah Silverman chemicalsfluspeak
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