I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever. Richard Pryor More Quotes by Richard Pryor More Quotes From Richard Pryor It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat. Richard Pryor real two people I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. Richard Pryor one-liner true-love play I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic. Richard Pryor growing-up funny kids Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw. Richard Pryor ego broken running Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. Richard Pryor funny-love marriage love-you What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? Richard Pryor hangover doe mean I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter. Richard Pryor fighter Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love. Richard Pryor like-love selfish important Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there. Richard Pryor woods like-you quiet You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed. Richard Pryor scary men sex When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any." Richard Pryor voice causes people Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes? Richard Pryor eye believe lying The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too? Richard Pryor earth gone way Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people." Richard Pryor intelligent said people Friends take up time, and I didn't have time. Richard Pryor When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3. Richard Pryor olympics fire blue It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused. Richard Pryor chance struggle white There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. Richard Pryor laughter lines laughing When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way! Richard Pryor fire running people You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues. Richard Pryor dues paid