I don't watch myself generally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident. Steve Martin More Quotes by Steve Martin More Quotes From Steve Martin Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light. Steve Martin distance communication light I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience. Steve Martin real imagination sometimes Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Steve Martin persistence encouraging uplifting Always make room for the unexpected in yourself. Steve Martin unexpected crafts rooms You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. Steve Martin want sex looks How many people have never raised their hand before? Steve Martin raised hands people Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true. Steve Martin acting character people I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night. Steve Martin sorry giving night You have to get comfortable [with your work], you really have to know what you're doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well. Steve Martin wells boring able It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts. Steve Martin size matter noses Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin cute funny order I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Steve Martin beautiful love funny I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it. Steve Martin eleven hundred book I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.' Steve Martin car waiting years I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk! Steve Martin weed morning funny Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised. Steve Martin screw-you screws trying I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. Steve Martin humor inspiration funny But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting. Steve Martin real baby people I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price. Steve Martin drink half trying First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin hilarious inspirational funny
