I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas. Jane Wagner More Quotes by Jane Wagner More Quotes From Jane Wagner To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth. Jane Wagner zippers garments thinking Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs? Jane Wagner freak drug thinking It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now. Jane Wagner ambitious ambition thinking Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope. Jane Wagner crazy insanity people Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person? Jane Wagner personal-things persons sex I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand. Jane Wagner trends sick victim If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way. Jane Wagner might people way Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from? Jane Wagner stills want desire I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch. Jane Wagner All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. Jane Wagner Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. Jane Wagner The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. Jane Wagner All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner my-life see life funny When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Jane Wagner us talk god funny
