I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? Wendy Liebman More Quotes by Wendy Liebman More Quotes From Wendy Liebman I want to be more myself. Sometimes it takes awhile to find your voice. Wendy Liebman myself voice want sometimes At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I just write down what my husband says in his sleep. He's the funniest person, even unconscious. Wendy Liebman day husband sleep people I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm. Wendy Liebman write think friends jokes People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes. Wendy Liebman some-people me jokes people The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community. Wendy Liebman inside you jokes community My parents used to bring me to Radio City when I was a little girl, so performing there 50 years later was absolutely surreal - especially with my parents in the audience! Wendy Liebman city parents me girl My husband and I had recently been in a car accident, and I came out of that experience with more clarity about my career and the energy to continue to pursue it hard, no matter what the challenges. Wendy Liebman car experience husband challenges Just figuring it out for 30 years - 30 years... I think I'm ready now to expand - to grow. Wendy Liebman grow just think ready I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties, move back home. Wendy Liebman woman myself home love I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there. Wendy Liebman you anxiety problem love When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked. Wendy Liebman laugh looking smile life My sister and I had a lemonade stand - with a two-drink minimum. Wendy Liebman had stand lemonade sister I spend a lot of time on Facebook and Twitter writing all day long because I feel it's my job to entertain people. Wendy Liebman day time long people A couple of weeks ago, I did karaoke and got nervous in a way I hadn't gotten nervous in 25 years. I'm so used to getting on stage in front of strangers to tell jokes, but singing is a whole different animal. Wendy Liebman strangers singing animal way
