I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there. Larry the Cable Guy More Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy More Quotes From Larry the Cable Guy What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. Larry the Cable Guy funny-thingscouplepeople I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked by everybody, and I thought, "Hey, I'm just making people laugh, what's the big deal?" There have been all different types of comics that appeal to all different types of people. Why rail on me? But yeah, they really don't like Southern acts. Larry the Cable Guy nicelaughingpeople I THINK ITS COOL THAT OTHER CROWDS LIKE WHAT I DO. HOWEVER IVE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD MIX OF PEOPLE AT MY SHOWS. I STARTED DOING THINGS ON RADIO ON ROCK MARKETS AND ALTERNATIVE MARKETS. IVE ALWAYS BEEN A COUNTRY TYPE ACT HOWEVER I STARTED WITH THE ROCK MARKET. IM VERY INTERCHANGEABLE. Larry the Cable Guy rockscountrythinking I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT. Larry the Cable Guy middle-of-nowhereaccentsgrew-up I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh. Larry the Cable Guy enjoylaughingpeople I can't live without it. I'm on HuskerPedia™ every day. Larry the Cable Guy i-can When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one. Larry the Cable Guy gamesdreamkids Living in a small town you couldn't go anywhere on a Saturday where a store had the game on. If you were downtown you heard the game. If you were at the gas station you heard the game. I remember I would be mowing the lawn and I would stop for the Nebraska game. I would have it cranking outside. Larry the Cable Guy mowinggas-stationsgames I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. Larry the Cable Guy nebraskafloridaborn MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY SOCIAL POLITICAL POINT, NOR AM I TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF REDNECKS. I GREW UP A COUNTRY KID AND WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE THAT SAID CERTAIN THINGS FUNNY AND I PREFORM USING THE SAME LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FIND IT HYSTERICLE. THATS IT. ITS A COMEDY SHOW THAT IS FUNNY AND THATS IT. Larry the Cable Guy funcountrykids There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could. Larry the Cable Guy nebraskagamessummer I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS. Larry the Cable Guy ticketscaresaid Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. Larry the Cable Guy fireworksbuckscost I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all. Larry the Cable Guy gaycaresick Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. Larry the Cable Guy nashvillejulyweather I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, Git r done! Larry the Cable Guy starsbasketballthinking I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money. Larry the Cable Guy goodmoneyfoodlove One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first words, it was very sweet. My first words were, 'Are you going to finish that sandwich?' Larry the Cable Guy little-girlswordsyousweet I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. Larry the Cable Guy dresslookcharacterlife As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats. Larry the Cable Guy meyoufunnythinking
