I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. Julie Brown More Quotes by Julie Brown More Quotes From Julie Brown As soon as the earwax is cleared up, even their behavior has calmed down. Julie Brown top-news All parents should remember that their children will get the best crash protection from age-appropriate restraints that are used correctly, making sure the harness is always used and adjusted firmly is important for all children in all restraint systems. Julie Brown health-news Good harness fit is important for crash protection so we wanted to confirm that these new restraints would actually provide better harness fit. Julie Brown health-news I was surprised by size and depth of his wounds, and wondered how an EpiPen Jr device could have caused these injuries. Julie Brown health-news Be relentless and then you'll break through. Julie Brown then through you break I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Julie Brown stand-up comedy hate hair I don't just want to be successful I want to have fun. Julie Brown have-fun just want fun Debbie Gibson and dog food. I've always dreamed of this. Julie Brown dog-food always dog food Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh. Julie Brown laugh me friends school You have to do anything you can think of that gets you excited. Julie Brown anything think you excited I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive. Julie Brown drive nothing talent people This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids. Julie Brown generation parents guilty too-much I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that's too much. Julie Brown go think me love Your work is a separate thing from you. You are this person who has your friends and your life, and you have to see the separation. If you see the separation between your work and yourself it's so much easier. Julie Brown yourself you work life I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny. Julie Brown you stress funny people There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood. Julie Brown mood family funny school I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. Julie Brown face think you funny I think the obsession with wanting to change yourself is crazy over the top. Julie Brown yourself think crazy change It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something. Julie Brown think me you house I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons. Julie Brown think function society fun
