I have thousands of loyal, patient and courageous fans that are going to leave their homes to enjoy an evening of laughter and return home feeling wonderful. Bill Cosby More Quotes by Bill Cosby More Quotes From Bill Cosby I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby successmotivationalinspirational In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. Bill Cosby motivationalpositiveinspirational People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. Bill Cosby moving-onforgivenessinspirational If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. Bill Cosby appreciatedspeakwant Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world. Bill Cosby mediocrepeopleworld The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. Bill Cosby humortroublefunny The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants. Bill Cosby marriagequeenswar Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Bill Cosby familyintelligentfather Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. Bill Cosby fathers-dayfamilychildren Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. Bill Cosby helpingtryingpeople Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby laughterhappinesslife After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't." Bill Cosby humorousgodfunny Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. Bill Cosby inspirationallovelife All parents experience the same problems. Bill Cosby parentproblem You can't be everything to everyone Bill Cosby everything-happens-for-a-reason The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love. Bill Cosby marriagerelationshipfunny Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Bill Cosby educationbelievesex A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby wiselifefunny There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby hopegodfunny You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. Bill Cosby parentingfamilychildren
