I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining. Bill Hicks entertaining supposed-to-be fun We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? Bill Hicks hazards nuclear country 'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. Bill Hicks bills comedy style Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is. Bill Hicks rocks world thinking I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in. DIRT for sale. How would you like to get inside that guy's mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn't he? Bill Hicks guy opportunity country Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? Bill Hicks one-word okay ready Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Bill Hicks satan And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong? Bill Hicks getting-laid Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister. Bill Hicks rocks wife kids It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung. Bill Hicks iron oxygen people I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. Bill Hicks humor sorry funny We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me! Bill Hicks pranksters killing believe I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately. Bill Hicks towns flying southern I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. Bill Hicks government talking lying Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage. Bill Hicks left feet Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'? Bill Hicks bystanders gun rights The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are Bill Hicks powerful real thinking That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one. Bill Hicks lungs quitting littles You all saw him - he had a gun. Bill Hicks saws gun Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. Bill Hicks hollywood producers boys
