I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhe... by Scott Wood

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

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When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys...' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted.

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I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head... by Scott Wood

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

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The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

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I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights... by Scott Wood

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

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Robert Bates has met all the requisite training required by Oklah... by Scott Wood

Robert Bates has met all the requisite training required by Oklahoma to be a reserve deputy.

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If you're going to forge somebody's score why not give them a 90... by Scott Wood

If you're going to forge somebody's score why not give them a 90 or a 95.

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It's possible you could take a half-hour class and if you know the material you could finish it in 15 minutes.

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We believe the video itself proves that it was an accident of misfortune that occurred while Deputy Bates was fulfilling his duties as a reserve deputy.

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