Scott Wood

Born :

June 21, 1990

When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track. In my mind I'm thinking, 'Great, now I'm being beaten with my own toys...' Thank God I didn't get that wood burning set I wanted.

dad race thinking

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head... by Scott Wood

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

bangs hate morning

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhe... by Scott Wood

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

stolen want cards

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights... by Scott Wood

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

dieting couple exercise

Robert Bates has met all the requisite training required by Oklah... by Scott Wood

Robert Bates has met all the requisite training required by Oklahoma to be a reserve deputy.

If you're going to forge somebody's score why not give them a 90... by Scott Wood

If you're going to forge somebody's score why not give them a 90 or a 95.

It's possible you could take a half-hour class and if you know the material you could finish it in 15 minutes.

We believe the video itself proves that it was an accident of misfortune that occurred while Deputy Bates was fulfilling his duties as a reserve deputy.