I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. Tom Bodett More Quotes by Tom Bodett More Quotes From Tom Bodett They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for. Tom Bodett happy happiness love The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh. Tom Bodett differences inspirational funny In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. Tom Bodett encouraging education life It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the edge of the wild in towns with schools and cable TV and stores and dentists and roller rinks sometimes. It's just like anyplace else, only with mountains and moose. Tom Bodett alaska mountain school The media is in the business of finding exceptions to everyday life. Bad things are still the exception. That's good, because once bad things stop being news, we really are in trouble. If people forget that bad is the exception, they think they live in a horrible world. There is so much that works and is right and friendly and warm. But we take that for granted. Tom Bodett media people thinking You can make a new friend but you can't make an old one. Tom Bodett new-friends new-friendship In the America I see from here, anything is possible - especially the impossible. Tom Bodett anything-is-possible impossible america That's what the American odyssey is really about: Leaving home. Leaving home and coming home, and trying to understand the difference. Tom Bodett leaving differences home Mine is not a story to tell struggling writers. Tom Bodett mines struggle stories I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them when I travel - I wouldn't do their commercials. That comes through on the radio, and that's what it's all about. Tom Bodett radio real believe Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. Tom Bodett sarcasm insulting sound People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into something they don't want. Staying at Motel 6 makes you feel smarter. In fact, I think it actually means you are smarter, but I have no hard data to support that. Tom Bodett taken mean thinking Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something tourists like to say a lot because they've never been around so many mountains and moose before. Tom Bodett alaska growing-up kids Professor Al Drake encouraged me to just write the way I talk. I decided if that's what I needed to do, I didn't need to be in school to do it. Tom Bodett writing school needs Like most Alaska immigrants, my roots continue to petition for equal time. Tom Bodett petitions alaska roots Americans are generally very self-sufficient and I think generally averse to pretension, just as I am. Tom Bodett pretension self thinking I come from very common stock, and I've always been uncomfortable with pretension and all the forms it can take, including disingenuous broadcasting. Tom Bodett broadcasting form common Tom Kizzia hasn't just observed and written about Alaska for three-plus decades, he's lived it. 'Pilgrim's Wilderness' is a story that needed to be told by the only man who could tell it. Tom Bodett alaska three men I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space. Tom Bodett space feet needs For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio, and I'm not like that. I used to think I wanted to be. But I need to be away from it, too, and that's the difference, I think. Tom Bodett passion stars thinking
