I like to go out on the golf course and talk, cut up, and tell jokes.

Scott Harvey

Categorized in : Go Talk Golf Jokes

Amateur golf is so much fun.

amateur so-much-fun golf fun

If you could just turn pro and go immediately to the PGA Tour, that would be one thing. But that's not how it works. And that's not the lifestyle I want.

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I got off the school bus every day at the driving range. I'd hit balls and goof around all day out there. I picked up balls by hand every night. That was my job.

job day night school

I've seen some good friends playing mini-tour golf, and they just don't seem as happy as I am playing the game.

i-am game good happy

My dad taught me everything. It's been fun walking in his footsteps. He played for his whole life and traveled the country and had a great career. He taught me everything about life and playing golf and how to act. Just everything. I learned so much from him and those days hanging around the driving range.

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Fortunately, I can play a lot of golf with my job.

job i-can play golf

Mistakes will turn into bogeys real quick.

mistakes turn will real

In match play, you don't ever want to play anybody that you know just because you don't want to send them home, but you don't want to go home yourself, either.

yourself know you home