I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. Will Rogers hilariousignorancepaper The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Will Rogers funny-happy-birthdaywaiting-in-linegetting-older You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. Will Rogers riskleadershipsummer If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers loyaltycutedeath If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Will Rogers dogfunnythinking Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. Will Rogers facesfunnypeople What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Will Rogers sarcasmfunnycountry The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Will Rogers adversityinspirationalfunny Never miss a chance to shut up Will Rogers shut-upchancemissing I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers moviewittyfunny I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers stoppinglastswar The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers successinspirationalfunny I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. Will Rogers naturedoganimal The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers political-willgovernmentdeath The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers politicalpartywitty The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing. Will Rogers tiredmistakemen Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do. Will Rogers governmentofficepresident If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. Will Rogers moral-leadershipusatombstone Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. Will Rogers carpe-diembirthdaytravel The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. Will Rogers votingofficememories
