I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know. Redd Foxx More Quotes by Redd Foxx More Quotes From Redd Foxx Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! Redd Foxx bobcatspussyturkeys Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. Redd Foxx words-of-wisdombeautifulbeauty This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! Redd Foxx bigshoney Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx stupidfunnylying The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent. Redd Foxx decentdefinitionslong Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved. Redd Foxx blackamericapeople I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why. Redd Foxx drugsorrypeople If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet. Redd Foxx handwritingwalltoilets What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. Redd Foxx peepingdifferenceswatches A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. Redd Foxx naughtylegsgirl I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one. Redd Foxx kniveswhitepeople The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. Redd Foxx stupidhomepeople Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top. Redd Foxx certainshouldway Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. Redd Foxx unclesrunningmen You make me wish that birth control was retroactive. Redd Foxx birthbirth-controlwish I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em. Redd Foxx vegascitiessex I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis. Redd Foxx Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day. Redd Foxx heyhavensdoors I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination. Redd Foxx nicenew-yorkdirty The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything. Redd Foxx mealscookingfood
