I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. Bruce Forsyth More Quotes by Bruce Forsyth More Quotes From Bruce Forsyth The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about. Bruce Forsyth marriage inspirational love I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her. Bruce Forsyth gay hate beautiful When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up. Bruce Forsyth nervous giving-up giving When you've been brought up in variety, I think timing is always important in your life. If I'm ever late for anything, whether it's personal or business, I always apologise. 'I'm sorry I'm late,' and all that. And if somebody is late meeting me, I expect them to say 'I'm sorry I'm late.' It's just, shall we say, showbiz etiquette of my day. Bruce Forsyth important sorry thinking I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards. Bruce Forsyth It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing. Bruce Forsyth lasts may thinking My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live to see the day when I could have done that for him, which still hurts. Bruce Forsyth car hurt father It could still be a good night if you play your cards right. Bruce Forsyth good-night play cards You can shuffle my deck any day! Bruce Forsyth deck shuffle It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up. Bruce Forsyth routine bed exercise My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year. Bruce Forsyth holiday long years Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully. Bruce Forsyth nightlife crazy want It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young. Bruce Forsyth ipads three beautiful Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex. Bruce Forsyth ambition sex When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so. Bruce Forsyth crops facts years There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment. Bruce Forsyth tears names children I am not doddery... doddery I am not! Bruce Forsyth If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself. Bruce Forsyth play golf night I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet. Bruce Forsyth baths rocks sleep If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with that. Bruce Forsyth know-how would-be moving
