I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know. Lee Trevino More Quotes by Lee Trevino More Quotes From Lee Trevino When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course. Lee Trevino gamessportslife I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible. Lee Trevino woodsplantgolf I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth. Lee Trevino mouthsgolfsports If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere. Lee Trevino plantgolftwo Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!" Lee Trevino caddiesgolfmen You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun. Lee Trevino golfdoorsfun I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction. Lee Trevino swingsdifferentgolf I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro. Lee Trevino mexicanlaborgolf Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course. Lee Trevino cargolfpeople Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for. Lee Trevino linesplayerwant I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. Lee Trevino playgolftwo I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill. Lee Trevino smartrealsports How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. Lee Trevino workoutsportstwo I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list. Lee Trevino winninggolfyears I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me. Lee Trevino golfhelpingworld I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances. Lee Trevino olympicsrespectsports Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Lee Trevino turtlesgolffunny I love Merion and I don't even know her last name. Lee Trevino lastsnamesgolf My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. Lee Trevino divorcehomegolf I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer. Lee Trevino swingsplaytwo
