I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Jo Brand More Quotes by Jo Brand More Quotes From Jo Brand Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species. Jo Brand second-chancelastsfirsts I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh. Jo Brand tryinglaughingyears People can forgive each other. Jo Brand forgivingpeople My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. Jo Brand funny-relationshipex-boyfriendnight Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you. Jo Brand situationnormal With proper acting, I don't know what I would play - I got sent a script for a play, and it said in the notes that my proposed character was 'hideously fat and ugly'. That made my day. I mean, I do know I am no oil painting. Jo Brand oilcharactermean If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner. Jo Brand nicecouplechildren I've never been a fan of euphemism. Jo Brand euphemismfans It wasn't a conscious effort to have kids later. It was just the way life goes. Jo Brand effortkidsway What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that. It's already been on Paramount actually, but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times... hopefully. Jo Brand newspilotsmay There's a general sense that women are more relaxed and less defensive in comedy than they used to be. I think it's easier than it was but underlying it all there is still a pretty sexist view of women on stage, which to me hasn't changed that much. Jo Brand comedyviewsthinking There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much. Jo Brand hatewould-bethinking There are so many cliches associated with mental health - such as the 'fine line between lunacy and genius' - which are, on the whole, a load of rubbish. Jo Brand rubbishlinesgenius There are problems with nursing - such as the issue of nurses all having to do degrees these days. But that doesn’t mean to say the entire infrastructure of nursing is falling about and that it is populated by unfeeling psychopaths, which is, frankly, the implication sometimes. Jo Brand nursingmeanfall There are comics who treat women fairly appallingly. But I can be great friends with them because I don't tend to do that ticking of boxes: it can make life too simplistic. Jo Brand great-friendboxestreats The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing. Jo Brand relieftryingfunny The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them. They feel slightly repulsed by it. Jo Brand comedyproblemstruggle An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking. Jo Brand dvdsdoctorssmoking I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people up in as many ways as I can - if all else fails - I tell 'em a joke! Jo Brand cheerpeoplethinking If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension. Jo Brand abusework-outhumorous
