I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Kathy Lette

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If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. by Kathy Lette

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

kitchen bed sleep

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the fi... by Kathy Lette

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

punishment teenager sex

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

kryptonite women age

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. by Kathy Lette

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

beholder wallets art

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know whe... by Kathy Lette

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

shops money people

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

girl dog morning

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, i... by Kathy Lette

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

dad grief love

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. by Kathy Lette

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

truth-is matter

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonde... by Kathy Lette

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

feminist should brain

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scrat... by Kathy Lette

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

blokes standing bunch

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman wit... by Kathy Lette

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

house men dirty

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully does... by Kathy Lette

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

planning recipes guarantees

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatr... by Kathy Lette

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

psychiatrist los-angeles needs

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

teenage daughter mother

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Won... by Kathy Lette

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

bras wonder men

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

judging men thinking

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

dog beautiful love

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropoli... by Kathy Lette

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

metropolitan police want

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It onl... by Kathy Lette

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

loss people thinking

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. by Kathy Lette

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

dysfunction psychological huge