I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it. Jack Whitehall More Quotes by Jack Whitehall More Quotes From Jack Whitehall I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. Jack Whitehall comedy bed funny I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid. Jack Whitehall bullying funny kids I only got into comedy to get laid Jack Whitehall getting-laid comedy I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. Jack Whitehall beard people thinking I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing. Jack Whitehall writing ideas thinking I vote for whoever will annoy my dad. Jack Whitehall annoying vote dad For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was. Jack Whitehall careers months talking I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending. Jack Whitehall birth mother giving This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. Jack Whitehall comedy sausage funny Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? Jack Whitehall play littles funny There's a real sense of camaraderie with sitcoms. Jack Whitehall sitcoms sense camaraderie real I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on. Jack Whitehall than like think sometimes I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it. Jack Whitehall laugh better know me Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around. Jack Whitehall live being stage love I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me. Jack Whitehall liking opinions me people If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. Jack Whitehall you situation sometimes funny I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle. Jack Whitehall best who like always Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but every now and then there will be someone who comes along and ruins it. Jack Whitehall society people way school I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman. Jack Whitehall end back want television My dad doesn't hug me enough! Jack Whitehall me hug dad enough
