I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community. Chelsea Peretti More Quotes by Chelsea Peretti More Quotes From Chelsea Peretti Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people? Chelsea Peretti guypeoplethinking If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. Chelsea Peretti writingloverelationship Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen. Chelsea Peretti nervoussometimesinteresting Why are old maps always burnt? Chelsea Peretti maps Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? Chelsea Peretti comedianjobspeople My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful. Chelsea Peretti parentmomyears I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world. Chelsea Peretti comedyguestsworld I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. Chelsea Peretti love-hateincludinghate I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. Chelsea Peretti encouragementmomsong On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. Chelsea Peretti tweetex-boyfriendproof I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude. Chelsea Peretti realspiritualattitude Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures. Chelsea Peretti italiannosesculture It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That's what this is like for me. I'm an emoji enthusiast. Chelsea Peretti greatmeyoucar When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is. Chelsea Peretti neverbestcolorpeople 'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there's kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman. Chelsea Peretti womanyoumanlife It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.' It's tricky: You're excited by the possibilities, but you don't want to get too crazy. Chelsea Peretti pictureyoucrazypeople I really want to interview Larry David. Chelsea Peretti davidreallyinterviewwant People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology. Chelsea Peretti societytechnologyculturepeople I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die. Chelsea Peretti dieyoucrazynature We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends. Chelsea Peretti weirdhigh-schoolhouseschool
